Shauna Sand completely topless

Here's Shauna Sand in Miami realizing she has to up the ante to keep the paparazzi focused on her because, seriously, who the fuck is she? Also, the occasional nip slip and non-stop wearing of bikinis is getting predictable as hell. At this rate, the only thing interesting Shauna can do is raise the lost city of Atlantis out of the sea. Then flash her tits at it.

 Source: thesuperficial.com

Larry Flynt rushed to hospital

Hustler kingpin Larry Flynt has never looked in the best of health, but Saturday afternoon, he was rushed to a Los Angeles-area hospital, according to RadarOnline.com.
No word on what caused the health crisis, but the porn king was driven to the hospital in his own car and not by ambulance.
He was said to be moaning in pain before being driven to medical care. Flynt is paralyzed from the waist down, the result of an attempted assassination in 1978.
The head of Larry Flynt Publications, he�s best known for Hustler magazine, which brings in about $300 million per year in revenue.

Flynt has been married five times, and is father to five children. He married his current wife, Elizabeth Berrios, in 1998.Source: celebutopia.net

Olivia Munn does Playboy

G4's Olivia Munn posed for Playboy Heidi Montag-style which makes no sense whatsoever. Seriously, when did Playboy become Maxim all of sudden? It's almost like we've been sucked into some sort of parallel universe where everything is backwards. Quick, someone check outside and see if women are allowed to drive. Then we'll know something's up.

 Source: thesuperficial.com

JoJo Simmons Arrested

Rather than keep the issue a private, family matter, Reverend Run will address the drug arrest of his son Joseph �JoJo� Simmons on an upcoming episode of Run�s House.

On May 8, JoJo was arrested after buying marijuana in Washington Heights.

In the episode JoJo is confronted by his two sisters Vanessa and Angela regarding what happened that night and he also speaks to his little brothers on the importance of being responsible.

The topic of Jojo�s arrest for marijuana is a tough subject for Run to deal with. Before becoming a man of God, Rev. Run wasn�t exactly an alter boy. He admits to smoking pot during his days as a superstar in the 80s. Jojo�s uncle Russell Simmons even called the former Rev. Run a �chimney.�

Along with criminal possession charges, the 19 year old teen was slapped with reckless endangerment for crashing his BMW into a parked car in an attempt to flee.

The episode shows Russell Simmons reminding his now reverend brother on his own past before being quick to condemn his young son.

We�ll have to tune in to see how Jojo and family handle this topic, especially because he has two younger brothers who look up to him. Jojo Simmons also has two older sisters, Vanessa Simmons and Angela Simmons, who have already came out in his defense.

Leighton Meester has a sex tape

A sex tape featuring Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester is apparently available online. According to TMZ, the tape is a few years old and was picked up by CelebHotline.com after being shopped around this week. Had I known, I probably would've forked over my entire life savings for it which may or may not be an unopened Chewbacca figure and half a bottle of Jack. I'm prepared for the future.

 Source: thesuperficial.com

Actor Johnny Palermo killed in car wreck

Actor Johnny Palermo, whose brief but rewarding career spanned a gamut of shows from ER to Days of Our Lives, died Monday in a fatal and as yet unexplained car accident in North Hollywood. He was 27.
Johnny was the passenger in a car driven by his girlfriend, Alessandra Giangrande. Both were pronounced dead at the scene. Another passenger, Alessandra�s brother, survived the crash, but is now in Intensive Care with serious injuries whose extent is unknown.
From a brief debut on �Cold Case� in 2004, the Rochester NY native went on to appear in more than thirty shows, including �CSI Miami,� �ER,� �How I Met Your Mother� and most recently in three episodes of �Everyone Hates Chris,� as Frank DiPaolo, Chris�s overgrown classmate. His posthumous big-screen debut in the indie film, �Pizza with Bullets� is currently scheduled to bow in the fall
The cause of the crash is now being determined and relatives were all informed Monday night.

Source:hotmommagossip.com

Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models I don't know do topless stuff

Here's Miranda Kerr and a bunch of models whose names aren't important to me posing for famed photographer Terry Richardson for the 2010 Pirelli Calendar. They're pretty much all topless and/or naked, so this is probably the best thing that will happen to any of you all week. Let's not ruin it with words. Shh. Shh. Just emotions. Thanks to Cory who should be anchoring goddamn CNN. The man knows news.

 Source: thesuperficial.com